February 2012
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Just Kind of Awkward | @ Snakehole Partiers
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Leslie laughed and playfully nudged him towards the road as they walked along the sidewalk to where his car was parked. “You could try, but I tend not to make out with random Peruvian strangers. That dark and mysterious thing doesn’t really work for me…”
She neglected to bring up that his confession had made her really want to do some of...
Just Kind of Awkward | @ Snakehole Partiers
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The question took her by surprise; she really hadn’t expected him to be so direct. It was… oddly refreshing. And it helped calm her, even if only slightly. He wasn’t avoiding the subject, or worse, her. Still, she was flustered, and the words came spilling out quickly:
“I was just… joking…” she...
Just Kind of Awkward | @ Snakehole Partiers
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The question took her by surprise; she really hadn’t expected him to be so direct. It was… oddly refreshing. And it helped calm her, even if only slightly. He wasn’t avoiding the subject, or worse, her. Still, she was flustered, and the words came spilling out quickly:
“I was just… joking…” she began, biting her lip and looking straight...
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Just Kind of Awkward | @ Snakehole Partiers
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Leslie nodded slightly as she looked back over at Chris dancing away with the cute waitress. “Yeah, different people cope in different ways, but… I don’t know, it just feels like he’s going full-steam towards a very bad decision.” She forced herself to look away, reminding herself it was none of...
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Just Kind of Awkward | @ Snakehole Partiers
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Leslie nodded slightly as she looked back over at Chris dancing away with the cute waitress. “Yeah, different people cope in different ways, but… I don’t know, it just feels like he’s going full-steam towards a very bad decision.” She forced herself to look away, reminding herself it was none of her business. “But I’m not going to...
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Just Kind of Awkward | @ Snakehole Partiers
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Leslie rolled her eyes at his attempt at an Australian accent, laughing. It was really terrible, but he was just so cute and that should be illegal or something. She spun around on the bar stool and ordered a beer for each of them, before turning back to Ben.
“I’m glad you came!” she managed to...
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Just Kind of Awkward | @ Snakehole Partiers
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According to Leslie’s increasingly less coherent texts, things seemed to be really heating up at the Snakehole. Apparently, even Ron was getting in on it. Feeling worlds better after recovering from the flu that would never be mentioned again, he decided that he might as well...
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Just Kind of Awkward | @ Snakehole Partiers
leslieknope2k12:
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According to Leslie’s increasingly less coherent texts, things seemed to be really heating up at the Snakehole. Apparently, even Ron was getting in on it. Feeling worlds better after recovering from the flu that would never be mentioned again, he decided that he might as well get in the game.
The music was pounding...
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Just Kind of Awkward | @ Snakehole Partiers
leslieknope2k12:
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
According to Leslie’s increasingly less coherent texts, things seemed to be really heating up at the Snakehole. Apparently, even Ron was getting in on it. Feeling worlds better after recovering from the flu that would never be mentioned again, he decided that he might as well get in the game.
The music was pounding and the drinks were flowing when Ben...
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Just Kind of Awkward | @ Snakehole Partiers
According to Leslie’s increasingly less coherent texts, things seemed to be really heating up at the Snakehole. Apparently, even Ron was getting in on it. Feeling worlds better after recovering from the flu that would never be mentioned again, he decided that he might as well get in the game.
The music was pounding and the drinks were flowing when Ben entered the club, immediately assaulted...
leslieknope2k12 asked: Chris wants us to go dance. HELP ME, Obi Wan Kenobi! You're my only hope!
leslieknope2k12 asked: Ron is now here. He just ordered a round of shorts /for himself/. I think his liver is made of cast-iron.
leslieknope2k12 asked: I wasn't mocking the code! I fully support the code! You made an honest nerd out of me last weekend, Benjamin Wyatt. So much so that I'm contemplating a Princess Leia costume for Halloween. ;)
leslieknope2k12 asked: You're allowed alcohol, right? It's not against some sort of Jedi Code? ;) Oh wait I promised we'd never speak of those events ever again...
leslieknope2k12 asked: Are you sleeping? Are you dead? I hope you're not dead; I'd be sad. :(
leslieknope2k12 asked: Tom is an enabler. If Chris ends up with liver poisoning, it's Tom's fault.
leslieknope2k12 asked: I lost Ann. I bet she's making out with Tom somewhere. Oh Ann. You beautiful disaster.
leslieknope2k12 asked: Got dragged to the Snakehole because apparently Chris can't drown his sorrows with those weird green smoothies. This could get ugly. Or hilarious. Either way, you should come down and hang out with us. And by us I mean me. Now that you're no longer contagious. Or a Jedi. xo [text sent 6:03PM]
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A Disturbance in the Force (@April, @Ben)
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“Mhm, you did save the princess,” Leslie agreed. “Although your reward is going to have to wait until the flu’s gone. Otherwise you probably won’t remember any of it.”
She grinned playfully before glancing over at the TV where the movie was still on. And going by the timestamp, they were only halfway into it. Not that she minded; it was...
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A Disturbance in the Force (@April, @Ben)
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Ben nodded, relishing the contact on his forehead before stumbling over the side of the couch. He flopped into the cushions, immediately curling around his lightsaber. In the event of attack, or power failure, its glow might just save them both.
He sighed, settling into the...
A Disturbance in the Force (@April, @Ben)
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Ben nodded, relishing the contact on his forehead before stumbling over the side of the couch. He flopped into the cushions, immediately curling around his lightsaber. In the event of attack, or power failure, its glow might just save them both.
He sighed, settling into the couch, and then realized that his story-...
A Disturbance in the Force (@April, @Ben)
leslieknope2k12:
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Ben nodded, relishing the contact on his forehead before stumbling over the side of the couch. He flopped into the cushions, immediately curling around his lightsaber. In the event of attack, or power failure, its glow might just save them both.
He sighed, settling into the couch, and then realized that his story- no, Star Wars, was still playing. A grin...
A Disturbance in the Force (@April, @Ben)
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Leslie waited until he was in her bed before she gently covered him with the lightest of her blankets. He was already falling asleep as she leaned down and gently pressed a kiss to his feverish forehead, turning out the light on the nightstand. She tiptoed silently over to the dresser and pulled...
A Disturbance in the Force (@April, @Ben)
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Leslie waited until he was in her bed before she gently covered him with the lightest of her blankets. He was already falling asleep as she leaned down and gently pressed a kiss to his feverish forehead, turning out the light on the nightstand. She tiptoed silently over to the dresser and pulled out her pajamas before creeping back out of...
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She grinned and shook her head slightly, seeing the mischief in his slightly-unfocused eyes. “That’s not what I meant, Han Solo. We’re talking psychiatric-ward strength medical restraints, not fuzzy handcuffs.” She giggled. “No over-exerting yourself until this flu is gone.” At least he had his...
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A Disturbance in the Force (@April, @Ben)
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She grinned and shook her head slightly, seeing the mischief in his slightly-unfocused eyes. “That’s not what I meant, Han Solo. We’re talking psychiatric-ward strength medical restraints, not fuzzy handcuffs.” She giggled. “No over-exerting yourself until this flu is gone.” At least he had his sense of humor about him, which meant he...
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A Disturbance in the Force (@April, @Ben)
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Leslie held onto him tightly for support. His feverish compliments were sweet but she wasn’t sure how much was him and how much was the fever talking.
“I am pretty awesome,” she couldn’t help but agree, a faint blush on her cheeks as they slowly made their...
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A Disturbance in the Force (@April, @Ben)
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Leslie held onto him tightly for support. His feverish compliments were sweet but she wasn’t sure how much was him and how much was the fever talking.
“I am pretty awesome,” she couldn’t help but agree, a faint blush on her cheeks as they slowly made their way through the hall.
When he stumbled...
January 2012
60 posts
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A Disturbance in the Force (@April, @Ben)
leslieknope2k12:
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
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Leslie held onto him tightly for support. His feverish compliments were sweet but she wasn’t sure how much was him and how much was the fever talking.
“I am pretty awesome,” she couldn’t help but agree, a faint blush on her cheeks as they slowly made their way through the hall.
When he stumbled at the door to the living room, she was...
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A Disturbance in the Force (@April, @Ben)
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Leslie paused for a moment to catch her breath; he hadn’t been the only one miscaculating, because he was actually pretty heavy. She was beginning to rethink her previous offer for a piggyback ride. Or maybe it was because he had absolutely no strength left and she’d had to do most of the heavy lifting. In any case, he was now on his own...
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A Disturbance in the Force (@April, @Ben)
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“Oh my god, what the hell are you doing?!” Leslie yelped as she watched Ben take half a step and then fall flat onto his ass. She crouched down next to him and took him by the arm, her eyes wide with concern. “Are you okay?”
He looked relatively unharmed, but his eyes still had that glassy look to them, and she knew he was struggling....
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A Disturbance in the Force (@April, @Ben)
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Ben the Jedi was certainly more clingy than normal-Ben, Leslie thought absently. Kind of like a sloth, hanging onto her with his head buried against her neck. It would actually be kind of nice if it weren’t for the raging fever.
“I know, but we don’t want to get April and Andy sick. Especially...
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A Disturbance in the Force (@April, @Ben)
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Ben the Jedi was certainly more clingy than normal-Ben, Leslie thought absently. Kind of like a sloth, hanging onto her with his head buried against her neck. It would actually be kind of nice if it weren’t for the raging fever.
“I know, but we don’t want to get April and Andy sick. Especially not April; she’s bad enough when she’s...
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A Disturbance in the Force (@April, @Ben)
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Ben tried to push himself into a sitting position when he felt the bed dip. He thought he’d achieved said feat, even though in reality he’d really just wiggled. It took a moment for Leslie’s face to come into true focus, but when it did- he smiled.
“Hi,” he said roughly. His...
A Disturbance in the Force (@April, @Ben)
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Ben tried to push himself into a sitting position when he felt the bed dip. He thought he’d achieved said feat, even though in reality he’d really just wiggled. It took a moment for Leslie’s face to come into true focus, but when it did- he smiled.
“Hi,” he said roughly. His eyes also found April standing in the...
A Disturbance in the Force (@April, @Ben)
leslieknope2k12:
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Ben tried to push himself into a sitting position when he felt the bed dip. He thought he’d achieved said feat, even though in reality he’d really just wiggled. It took a moment for Leslie’s face to come into true focus, but when it did- he smiled.
“Hi,” he said roughly. His eyes also found April standing in the doorway.
“Hi April. I fought off the Sith...
A Disturbance in the Force (@April, @Ben)
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As Leslie drove home from work towards the house Ben shared with April and Andy, she went over the worst possible scenarios for what she would find. April was pretty much always making stories up, so there was a possibility there was nothing wrong. But Ben had...
A Disturbance in the Force (@April, @Ben)
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As Leslie drove home from work towards the house Ben shared with April and Andy, she went over the worst possible scenarios for what she would find. April was pretty much always making stories up, so there was a possibility there was nothing wrong. But Ben had been acting weird the last few days, and there was a flu going...
Ben is being really weird. Like, weirder than...
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Leslie, come get him. He keeps talking about Star Wars and saying Champion has force or something.
If I thought Ben could have fun I would think he was high.
On my way. Keep him out of trouble.
I’m not in trouble. I have the force. The Empire is in trouble.
Um Andy and April
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I think there’s something wrong with the heat. It’s kind of freezing in here, even though I have it on 74.
You should probably call someone about that.
I called but the person was stupid and I hated him so I hung up.
Well you should call him back because it’s not really...
Um Andy and April
leslieknope2k12:
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I think there’s something wrong with the heat. It’s kind of freezing in here, even though I have it on 74.
You should probably call someone about that.
It’s 74 degrees? How are you not melting? I think even the Devil himself would be cranking on the AC at that point.
Now it’s really hot, even though I shut it off.
… I think the Troopers...
I think Champion is really Smart
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And that’s he’s plotting something.
I dunno. His tail is wagging and he’s just looking at me. I think he has The Force.
you are seriously losing it, nerd. turn off the space wars and get out of the house! ASAP.
It’s Star Wars, and it’s really cold out, Tom. And what if I see the Death Star?! I don’t have my lightsaber!
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Um Andy and April
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I think there’s something wrong with the heat. It’s kind of freezing in here, even though I have it on 74.
You should probably call someone about that.
I called but the person was stupid and I hated him so I hung up.
Well you should call him back because it’s not really hot in here, even though I turned it...
I think Champion is really Smart
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And that’s he’s plotting something.
I dunno. His tail is wagging and he’s just looking at me. I think he has The Force.
Um Andy and April
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benjamin-ben-wyatt:
I think there’s something wrong with the heat. It’s kind of freezing in here, even though I have it on 74.
You should probably call someone about that.
I called but the person was stupid and I hated him so I hung up.
Well you should call him back because it’s not really hot in here, even though I turned it off.
Can a heater be broken if...
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Um Andy and April
I think there’s something wrong with the heat. It’s kind of freezing in here, even though I have it on 74.
You should probably call someone about that.
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